Monday, November 9, 2009

Phillip Island

Writes John Retallick:
"End of High School trips to Philip Island stealing wheels from cars attached to caravans with people sleeping in them! Bitchin!!"
End of high school trips are, undoubtedly, bitchin', especially if you're driving a bitchin' car, such as this 1984 Celica GTS.

I don't think stealing is bitchin', unless the people whose car you're stealing the wheel from almost ran you off the road near Bass. Then, stealing their wheel is both bitchin' and righteous (righteous bitchin'!).

Phillip Island itself is bitchin' because of the penguins that live there. However, Phillip Island penguins are not as bitchin' as St Kilda Pier penguins, because St Kilda penguins may well have been cross-breeding with beach rats to create some kind of "pengrat". Pengrats are bitchin'!

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