Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Vegemite

Wikipedia helped with this one. The "sort of" encyclopedia calls it a "dark brown food paste". A substance like this is difficult to judge, bitchin'-wise, because of opposing properties:

1. It's gooey and synthesized from yeast. Not so bitchin'.
2. It's massively salty and the byproduct of beer manufacturing. Probably bitchin'.

Consider also:

1. It's mentioned in the song "Down Under" by Men At Work. Bitchin'.
2. It's mentioned in the song "True Blue" by John Williamson. Terribly un-bitchin'.

The decider is that it freaks Americans out. Bitchin'!

2 comments:

  1. a rose in every cheek is bitchin'

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  2. Roses are only bitchin' when paired with guns. Or when every rose has its thorn.

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